說謊蛋糕由一個K隆星人發明，當日他(牠)發現周星星家內有一瓶說謊素，便覺得其極有趣(尤其是說謊素的糞啡色)，拿了回去K隆星研究。一天，他(牠)由於大便時把說謊素倒了出來，倒得整身也是，又因為K隆星人的習慣是大便後立即吃東西(否則有性命之虞?)，便隨手拿了一塊蛋糕(藍星人稱之為鐵餅)，連同說謊素一起吃下，並發現吃了說謊素會說謊，以及說謊蛋糕的味道。其後，經過多次改良，便成為今天的說謊蛋糕了。
製作
說謊素 一茶匙(每一茶匙效力為一天)
笨蛋 三隻
白粉 150t(t=頓)
童子奶 1000L
豉油 30L
其他調味料 自己喜歡
材料
將笨蛋、白粉和人奶搗在一起，上搗下搗左搗右搗前搗後搗之後，變成一塊鐵餅。加入豉油和說謊素即成。
做法
與說謊蛋糕相反的就是誠實豆沙包。說謊蛋糕一吃見效，立即會說出一大堆謊話。說謊蛋糕效力約一天，但有資料記載，陳隨扁在上任總統前，吃了一塊說謊蛋糕，效力足足發作了半世紀。（原因未明，有可能跟說謊蛋糕中的說謊素濃度有關)
另外，吃了說謊蛋糕會抵消誠實豆沙包的效力，所以說謊蛋糕已被偽基百科承認為誠實豆沙包的解藥。
Monday, December 10, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
央行上海总部:全年新增贷款可能创历史新高
新华网上海频道记者 黄庭钧10月11日报道：中国人民银行上海总部11日发出警示，要求商业银行进一步控制信贷投放，防止信贷总量过快增长。
据记者了解，央行上海总部发出这一警示的背景是，在外资银行业务扩张动力增强和上市银行回报股东压力加大的双重作用下，今年上海全市中外资金融机构新增贷款可能再创历史新高。
上海金点子信息 央行上海总部统计显示，2007年第三季度，上海市货币信贷运行总体平稳，但各项贷款增长偏快。9月末，上海中外资金融机构本外币各项贷款余额20962亿元,同比增长14.9％，增幅比6月末上升3个百分点，创近3年来贷款增速新高。其中，第3季度新增本外币贷款727.9亿元，同比多增580亿元。"虽然商业银行采取了一些诸如压缩贴现规模、适度提高中长期贷款审批条件等降低贷款增速的应对措施，但信贷总量增长仍偏快。"央行上海总部称。
统计表明，今年1－9月，上海全市金融机构新增本外币贷款2364.1亿元（其中外资银行和国有商业银行分别增加750.6亿元和744.3亿元），同比多增869.5亿元(其中外资银行和国有商业银行本外币贷款同比分别多增381.4亿元和319.4亿元)，高出去年全年贷款增加额506.4亿元。
据记者了解，央行上海总部发出这一警示的背景是，在外资银行业务扩张动力增强和上市银行回报股东压力加大的双重作用下，今年上海全市中外资金融机构新增贷款可能再创历史新高。
上海金点子信息 央行上海总部统计显示，2007年第三季度，上海市货币信贷运行总体平稳，但各项贷款增长偏快。9月末，上海中外资金融机构本外币各项贷款余额20962亿元,同比增长14.9％，增幅比6月末上升3个百分点，创近3年来贷款增速新高。其中，第3季度新增本外币贷款727.9亿元，同比多增580亿元。"虽然商业银行采取了一些诸如压缩贴现规模、适度提高中长期贷款审批条件等降低贷款增速的应对措施，但信贷总量增长仍偏快。"央行上海总部称。
统计表明，今年1－9月，上海全市金融机构新增本外币贷款2364.1亿元（其中外资银行和国有商业银行分别增加750.6亿元和744.3亿元），同比多增869.5亿元(其中外资银行和国有商业银行本外币贷款同比分别多增381.4亿元和319.4亿元)，高出去年全年贷款增加额506.4亿元。
Monday, June 11, 2007
Letterman Plot Escapee Still at Large
By MATT GOURAS, Associated Press Writer
8:53 PM PDT, June 11, 2007
HELENA, Mont. -- An inmate once accused of plotting to kidnap David Letterman's young son remained missing Monday after fleeing with another convict from a prison ranch.
Authorities searched by helicopter after the pair fled in a prison truck Friday.
A Letterman spokesman, Tom Keaney, would not say whether the prison break would change any plans the talk show host may have to spend time on his 2,700-acre Montana ranch about a three-hour drive north of the prison.
"I never comment on David's private life," Keaney said.
Authorities began looking for Kelly A. Frank, 45, and William J. Willcutt, 22, the day they disappeared from a ranch operated by the Montana State Prison. The search has grown more tense, with indications that accomplices may have stashed weapons and other provisions for the two in the mountainous terrain.
Frank was arrested in 2005 on allegations he crafted a plan to kidnap Letterman's son, now 3 1/2, and the boy's nanny for a $5 million ransom. A charge of solicitation to kidnap was dropped in return for his guilty pleas to other charges, including felony theft and misdemeanor obstruction.
Frank worked as a painter at Letterman's ranch and received a 10-year prison sentence for overcharging him. At the time of his arrest, Frank was on supervised release for a 1998 conviction for stalking and intimidating a woman.
Willcutt was convicted of burglary.
Employees at a store in Clancy told authorities a man they believed to be Willcutt stole three knives, a box of .38-caliber ammunition and food around noon Sunday, police said. Clancy is almost 40 miles east of the prison as the crow flies.
Mahoney said the Department of Homeland Security provided a Black Hawk helicopter for the search, with about 15 people on the ground Monday using all-terrain vehicles and a dog.
8:53 PM PDT, June 11, 2007
HELENA, Mont. -- An inmate once accused of plotting to kidnap David Letterman's young son remained missing Monday after fleeing with another convict from a prison ranch.
Authorities searched by helicopter after the pair fled in a prison truck Friday.
A Letterman spokesman, Tom Keaney, would not say whether the prison break would change any plans the talk show host may have to spend time on his 2,700-acre Montana ranch about a three-hour drive north of the prison.
"I never comment on David's private life," Keaney said.
Authorities began looking for Kelly A. Frank, 45, and William J. Willcutt, 22, the day they disappeared from a ranch operated by the Montana State Prison. The search has grown more tense, with indications that accomplices may have stashed weapons and other provisions for the two in the mountainous terrain.
Frank was arrested in 2005 on allegations he crafted a plan to kidnap Letterman's son, now 3 1/2, and the boy's nanny for a $5 million ransom. A charge of solicitation to kidnap was dropped in return for his guilty pleas to other charges, including felony theft and misdemeanor obstruction.
Frank worked as a painter at Letterman's ranch and received a 10-year prison sentence for overcharging him. At the time of his arrest, Frank was on supervised release for a 1998 conviction for stalking and intimidating a woman.
Willcutt was convicted of burglary.
Employees at a store in Clancy told authorities a man they believed to be Willcutt stole three knives, a box of .38-caliber ammunition and food around noon Sunday, police said. Clancy is almost 40 miles east of the prison as the crow flies.
Mahoney said the Department of Homeland Security provided a Black Hawk helicopter for the search, with about 15 people on the ground Monday using all-terrain vehicles and a dog.
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